What Would Angela Say? Claire Danes’ latest gig: a prescription commercial.

I wonder if Claire Danes has spent most of her career trying not to be Angela Chase.

Because every time I’ve seen her since then, my heart skips a beat, and I think, Angela! But it’s not Angela, because her life and her show died suddenly and inconclusively. It’s just Claire Danes, the person who gave Angela Chase so much life.

Not that Claire Danes is disappointing in herself. And since MSCL (that’s My So Called Life for you non-believers) she’s gone to Yale, earned “critical acclaim” for some decent movies, played big and small roles in forgettable rom/coms, and done some Broadway. It’s just that she’s not Angela, and every time I see her, it reminds me that the show tanked for no good reason.

But not this time. Claire Danes is in a commercial for a prescription that promotes eyelash growth. When I saw it, I didn’t think of Angela Chase. I was just watching another commercial for an innocuous magical prescription that featured an innocuous blonde. The commercial wasn’t as batty or fantastical as most of them (no old couples winking in kitchens-turned-jungles here), and I was hardly paying attention until the very end, when a close up of the blonde’s face filled the screen and I squinted in horror: Is THAT Claire Danes?!

It is.

Which just makes the whole situation even more depressing. Because fine, I accept that Jamie Curtis will promote yogurt that makes you poo, and that Sally Field will make me giggle every time she says “Boniva,” but Claire Danes has had a ho-hum career, not fantastic and not terrible, and will probably always be remembered as Angela Chase.  I’m no agent, but it seems to me that promoting laxatives or pointless prescriptions or taking on other embarrassing acting jobs is usually only suggested for actors and actresses at the end of accomplished careers. Kind of like being a greeter at Wal-Mart: Something to do, and it can’t hurt anything.

Who knows? Maybe she just needed the cash. But I offer my sincere apologies to Claire, because being the standout star who brought Angela Chase to life seems to have given her Angela’s curse: she was easily, and perpetually, unnoticed.

At least she’ll always have that delightful Gap commercial.

–by Tara Cavanaugh

One thought on “What Would Angela Say? Claire Danes’ latest gig: a prescription commercial.

  1. Well, in the end… actors are actors, I guess. I mean, they’re looking for any acting job that they can get that doesn’t suck too much. Lol. Even accomplished actors might have to take smaller roles sometimes, or do commercials. And who knows how much she was offered?

    She might even believe in the product…

    Personally, I don’t! I’ve heard so many Latisse horror stories… I can’t believe women are subjecting themselves to possible blindness… all for the sake of longer lashes! I mean, it’s not like people pay THAT much attention to lashes, anyway! Not worth it, I say! -__-

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