How did I miss that Rihanna was rocking Ronald McDonald hair?!? I’m not a super big RiRi fan, but I at least should’ve noticed by the neon glow it was giving off. When Angela Chase dyed her hair bright red as an act of teenage rebellion on My So-Called Life, it was awesome and fun and made her stand out. Rihanna’s hair is just the opposite of that. And not that I’ve ever really admired her fashion sense (I say it’s daring when pressed), but pink bows do not go with stop sign-colored hair. (In fact, this whole outfit is boring and unimaginative for you, RiRi.)
…and BONUS: WIN!
Hello, Carrie Bradshaw (since I refuse to call Sarah Jessica Parker by her actual name)! You look like an awesome Oscar. And although I’m not really wowed the way I usually am by one of Carrie’s kooky fashion concoctions, I like your understated style and beauty. I hope when I’m your age, I can also rock a golden gown and look just as relaxed and happy to be doing so.
–By Lindsay Ray