Bye, Bye, Eyeeeebroooowws

Men enjoy an unfair freedom from constant beauty scrutiny (have you seen the ugly male mofos on TV?). Which is why this (alleged) falsie eyebrow situation is hilarious.

As is the follow up statement from Ron Paul’s campaign: He was suffering from allergies. To his artificial eyebrow hair?

I actually understand the need for falsie brows. Not that I’ve ever noticed a man using them. But if the eyes are the windows to the soul, the eyebrows are the drapes. They just don’t usually… drape.